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Post by Daisz on Sat Jan 09, 2016 12:09 am

put one coin into the machine to get a random object from the person below you. now go bounce
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Post by PyrrhonWheatley on Sat Jan 09, 2016 2:08 am

<Inserts coin>
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Post by Cryptik on Sat Jan 09, 2016 2:35 am

A mountain of salt.

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Post by Hydre(Hydreigon) on Sat Jan 09, 2016 4:23 am

A mountain of catnip-fed, sleep depraved Lux

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Post by Darkness (Umbreon) on Sat Jan 09, 2016 4:53 am

A shotgun with no ammo.

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Take me for a spin, take it easy, make it redline, make it whine. Make it so we are hitting the high 90's. Make it so we are screaming our lungs out with joy as they get filled with the very smoke from the burning rubber. Do that, and we'll be great friends.

    
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Re: Vending Machine Thread

Post by PyrrhonWheatley on Sat Jan 09, 2016 8:30 am

Your coin goes into the return slot for using foreign currency

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Post by Aroma Lady Sealy on Sat Jan 09, 2016 9:10 am

A bag of chips. When you open them, the chips look like feces.

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Post by Darkness (Umbreon) on Sun Jan 10, 2016 7:53 am

A piece of a broken laptop.

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Post by PyrrhonWheatley on Sun Jan 10, 2016 9:21 am

The power cord fell out before it could give you anything.

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Post by Darkness (Umbreon) on Mon Jan 11, 2016 3:25 am

A half-eaten chocolate bar.

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Post by Yurri's ♥ on Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:08 am

ZA.

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Post by LargeJellopy on Mon Jan 11, 2016 2:55 pm

You get the dollar bill back because this vending machine accepts only coins.

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Post by Cryptik on Mon Jan 11, 2016 3:11 pm

The vending machine punches you in the face due to being stupid.

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Post by LargeJellopy on Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:51 pm

The machine gets you a wizard hat with which to complete your avatar's Veigar outfit~~

*Inserts a coin that, as they read on the machine's instruction manual, would be accepted as currency*
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Re: Vending Machine Thread

Post by PyrrhonWheatley on Tue Jan 12, 2016 12:20 am

You have cursed with perpetual bedhead for the rest of your days.

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