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Post by Cryptik on Tue Jan 12, 2016 12:29 am

You obtain a normal can of cold Monster.

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Post by Candiies on Tue Jan 12, 2016 12:42 am

You obtain a rejection letter from your crush.

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Post by LargeJellopy on Tue Jan 12, 2016 12:43 am

The vending machine gives you a plastic, but still pretty, sword!

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Post by Darkness (Umbreon) on Tue Jan 12, 2016 3:30 am

You gain a Hershey's chocolate bar!

*Insert coin.*

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Post by PyrrhonWheatley on Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:13 am

Congratluations! You now have the power to give anyone (except me) uncontrollable and instant diarrhea.

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Post by Allyson(Ninetales) on Tue Jan 12, 2016 10:11 am

You have a can of coke, it's expiry date says: drink before 01/01/2000

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Post by LargeJellopy on Tue Jan 12, 2016 12:25 pm

The machine gives you a bow and arrows! Bow as in those cute hair decorations. Someone got stuff wrong here...

*Inserts a coin that is sized just right*

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Post by PyrrhonWheatley on Tue Jan 12, 2016 4:33 pm

It gets stuck.

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Post by LargeJellopy on Tue Jan 12, 2016 4:44 pm

You get a hammer and four screws, leftovers from the repair job.

*inserts a coin that is rather small*

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Post by Darkness (Umbreon) on Wed Jan 13, 2016 3:24 am

Nothing comes out.

*Insert coin.*

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Re: Vending Machine Thread

Post by Nebulous on Wed Jan 13, 2016 11:39 am

You get a copy of Call of duty: Modern warfare.


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Post by 13InHeaven on Wed Jan 13, 2016 12:14 pm

You get a prehistoric golfclub! Okay...

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Post by LargeJellopy on Wed Jan 13, 2016 12:32 pm

You get a pair of boots! They appear a bit soggy, maybe drink was splattered on them, but there they are, near perfectly usable~~

*Inserts a coin that is polished and pretty*

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Post by PyrrhonWheatley on Wed Jan 13, 2016 5:25 pm

You get an omochao

Enjoy

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Post by Darkness (Umbreon) on Thu Jan 14, 2016 3:27 am

Nothing.

*Insert coin.*

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