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Post by Nebulous on Mon Jan 25, 2016 11:23 am

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. You must be the toughest of the tough to get in to this fine dining establishment. And how do you prove it, may I ask? Simply tell us how tough you are and we'll instantly believe you.

... basically, you're just writing silly reasons as to why you're tough. For example, "I played through all of Ninja Gaiden on one life," or the classic "I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast. Without any milk." And here's where the fun part comes in. The person that comments next judges if you should be allowed into the Salty Spitoon or not, based on how tough you are.

TL;DR: Say how tough you are, the person below you judges how tough you actually are.
I'll start...
I'm so tough, I drank orange juice after brushing my teeth.
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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

Post by Fraction on Mon Jan 25, 2016 1:49 pm

You're good to go.

I bathed in an outdoor pool at 2-3 am in last year December.
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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

Post by Hydre(Hydreigon) on Mon Jan 25, 2016 2:47 pm

Definitely good to go.

I drink milk.

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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

Post by PyrrhonWheatley on Mon Jan 25, 2016 4:03 pm

Not good enough. Real men drink Almond Milk

I crushed myself with a tv when I was 5
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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

Post by Lura Alkina on Mon Jan 25, 2016 7:07 pm

Eh... I guess you can...

I'm so tough, I crossed a sidewalk...
without looking both ways!
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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

Post by Fraction on Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:13 am

holy crap, you're a god

once a bus' tire passed over my foot, crushing it. I didn't even blink due to the pain
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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

Post by Lura Alkina on Wed Jan 27, 2016 10:10 am

Then you must not have a foot.

I'm so tough, I beat Slender...
Without using a flashlight!

True Story.
Took me hours to though, but I did it!
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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

Post by Gen. SilverChicken on Mon Feb 01, 2016 8:33 am

Either you are smart, or a dumbass.

I'm leaning towards the smart side.

I'm so tough, I...

You know, now that I think about it...

This here is R2-D2

And he's my favorite character from Star trek!

I'm tough enough to do that :I
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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

Post by PyrrhonWheatley on Mon Feb 01, 2016 8:50 am

Not even close

I'm tougher than diamonds on the scale
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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

Post by Kismesis 413 on Mon Feb 01, 2016 10:39 am

sure

ummm

I go to lobby every day and I haven't gotten any deadly diseases
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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

Post by PyrrhonWheatley on Mon Feb 01, 2016 3:56 pm

Tough immune system can come in. Not the rest of you.

I'm not tough at all
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Post by MightyenaBoy on Mon Feb 01, 2016 4:56 pm

I'll have you know I've endured stepping on 5 legos.

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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

Post by Kismesis 413 on Mon Feb 01, 2016 5:50 pm

nope

stepping on Legos doesn't even hurt me
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Post by Dreaming Asriel on Mon Feb 01, 2016 9:14 pm

Get outta here.

I once punched my mom...

Which, looking back, was the BEST thing I ever did.

And I also endured almost 3 years of torture.
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Re: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

Post by Cryptik on Mon Feb 01, 2016 11:47 pm

You're tougher than titanium, my friend.

I once broke my arm (actually, that's not too uncommon), and came to school without a cast because I was too lazy to go to the doctor's.
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