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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by iama on Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:03 am

Granted, but then they poof, because of paradoxical shit.

I wish to steal everyone's pokemon plushies, and they cant do shit 'bout it.
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Post by Gym Leader ABCDE on Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:22 am

Granted, but now you're in jail for theft.

I wish I could roleplay as Erk from FE7.
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Post by iama on Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:44 am

Granted, but you can only RP as them in an RP that's really trashy. Any other RP, the character dies.

I want to kill my enemy. :^)
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Post by Gym Leader ABCDE on Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:47 am

Granted but you make a new enemy in return.

I wish I could destroy something insignificant at a snap of my fingers.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by 13InHeaven on Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:38 am

Granted but every time you snap your fingers, they break off.

I wish that my Thursdays at school wouldn’t take this goddang long.
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Post by Gym Leader ABCDE on Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:03 am

Granted but you're now in school for 24 hours on Sundays.

I wish that lead poisoning gave you a higher IQ (geniusness), rather than a low IQ (mental disability)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by Dasocks on Wed Mar 21, 2018 5:25 pm

granted but now lead poisoning kills you in 5 seconds


I wish for audio books that hold all the knowledge in the world, and that the aforementioned knowledge lingers in your mind for all eternity.
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Post by Gym Leader ABCDE on Wed Mar 21, 2018 5:52 pm

Granted, but they are owned by Serra from FE7, and you have to pay her 1,000 Rupees for every 10 seconds reading one of her audio books.

I wish I could roleplay as Sain from FE7.
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Post by Sonata Of Chaos on Wed Mar 21, 2018 6:05 pm

Granted. But your horse will have an existential crysis and will force you to do nothing for the entire RP

I wish for humans' lifespan to be increased to 300 healthy years.
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Post by Gym Leader ABCDE on Wed Mar 21, 2018 6:43 pm

Granted, but that's the humans' maximum lifespan. The average lifespan is reduced to 50 years.

I wish I could live a life with limitless pain (It sounds negative, but it's a good thing, as pain actually makes you more wary and careful)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by Dasocks on Wed Mar 21, 2018 8:37 pm

Granted, but you don't become more wary and careful


I wish the 5* units I have in Fire Emblem Heroes didn't have such trash ivs
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Post by Gym Leader ABCDE on Wed Mar 21, 2018 8:42 pm

Granted, but the EVs are now worse than the IVs.

I wish the Nintendo Switch Parental Controls became a source of friction for Bowser.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by iama on Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:03 pm

Granted, but Bowser gets angry at you for making him be angry and he slowly tortures you. Have fun, kid.

I wish for all the RPs to not be trash! And all the shitposters gone! I also wish for all my legendary docs to get accepted. :^)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by Gym Leader ABCDE on Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:06 pm

Everything is granted but you are now roomlocked for god modding.

I wish Bowser set the time limit to 180 minutes every day of the week in the Nintendo Switch Parental Controls.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish!

Post by iama on Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:10 pm

Granted, but then the switch becomes a circle.
180 degrees?
180 minutes?
:^)

I wish for GLaDOS to come alive.
And I want GLaDOS to exist. Please. And I can't die because of her. :^D
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